None Percenter Ring
$75.00
At the 732nd International Symposium of Mathematician Motorcyclists held in Tijuana, Mexico, a Mutha Puaka explained to those present that 'Zero' is not the same as 'Nothing'.
After a tedious lecture, the Mutha Puaka revealed his handmade silver None Percenter ring to his audience and was received by great applause, fanfare and flashing of the tittays.
Suddenly, the heavens opened and out charged the Angel of Death, Disease and Explosive Diarrhea. The Angel, with flaming sword drawn and eyes burning furiously, swooped down to slay the Mutha Puaka where he stood. But the Mutha Puaka punched him a mighty punch in the face. Not today, Death! Not today, Diarrhea!
These rings are exact replicas of the ring that punched an angel in the face.
Handcrafted by No Place Custom Metal. Made to order. Available in Brass or 925 Silver. Email [email protected] to get yours.